What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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How do you get a German out of the bath?

A: Turn on the water.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.