What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!