What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."