What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free