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1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."
They're always cutting lines
Fang mail.
The letter F.