What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.