What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.