What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

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What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.