One. You just have to spread him real thin.
There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
Six, if you slice them thin enough.
