How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people so good at sports?

Hard work and dedication.

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Pave Jokes More Pave Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

How many black people does it to pave a driveway?

One. You just have to spread him real thin.