Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship