Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
His nose is wet.
because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
Pump kin.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
They both fight against Tartars.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
