How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.