What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Russian Soldier Jokes More Russian Soldier Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"