A Pair-a-ducks.
A clockshund!
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
A firequaker !
By flee mail!
It doesn't need cleaning
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"