What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

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What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.