What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."