What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"