Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!