What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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Who takes the most drugs?

The police.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!