Quack Head Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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It's rear end!

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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Standing on his head!

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Why are ducks funny?

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.