How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!