You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
A: A snowmobile!
My wife.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
A hot dog.
Go left
To lay off his campaign staff.
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
I dino-bore! . I'm sorry.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Because it's just-ice
Like a Bosch!
Russel
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
