You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
My wife."
A: surname
He just started fiddling with it.
They start with Juan
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Cause he was snowden.
Because he always uses the force.
The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Because I told him a good joke.
A one-hour facial.
Because he was too slow.
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.