Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What next?

Damn. I guess we'll have talk to people in real life.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

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Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.