What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ?

Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"