What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.