How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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What do you call 2 medics?

paramedics

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders....

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry