How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.