Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"