Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.