What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.