What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Crack Rock.

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They both like to crack open a cold one

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.