What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common?

They've both got a little Captain in them.

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.