What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood