What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.