What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.