What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What's worse than a chauvinist man?

A woman who doesn't know her place.

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk