What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

A: Pencil-in.

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk