What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

Previous Random Joke Next

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Drug Addict Jokes More Drug Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug addict who has been awake for 14 days straight?

A "two-weeker"

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.