Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Quack Jokes More Quack Jokes

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes