Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

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What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!