How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z