How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.