How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What's a cats favorite firearm?

A meowser

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.