He's from Team Rocket
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Mennonitis!
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
Because it might Pikachu.
When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.
They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.