What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

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What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket