Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!