Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.