What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"