Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do you call someone who only tells knock-knock jokes?

A Jehovah's Witness.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings