What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

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What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.