Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.