Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!