Why did the tree go to jail?

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.