What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager