What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs?

PARSLEYMONIOUS