Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.