Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving