Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.