Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What do you call an eternity?

4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop

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Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

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What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.