Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why was number 4 blushing?

She saw 2 and 3 halving six

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.