Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.