How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

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How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

How many non-compliant Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

Nein!

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C