How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.