Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.