Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?

A clotheshorse !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

Why Is Chemistry Racist?

It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

Burst Jokes More Burst Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.