Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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How many Anti-Vaxxers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.