Burst Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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God Dam Jokes More God Dam Jokes

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Where does a divine beaver live?

A God Dam!

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

Trojan Jokes More Trojan Jokes

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Trojan Horse Jokes More Trojan Horse Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops