Burst Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

Trojan Horse Jokes More Trojan Horse Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Darude Sandstorm Jokes More Darude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm