Darude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

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What do you call a mean dust storm?

Darude - Sandstorm

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

What's a desert's favorite song?

Darude-Sandstorm

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Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.