Darude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

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What do you call a mean dust storm?

Darude - Sandstorm

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

What's a desert's favorite song?

Darude-Sandstorm

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