How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.