How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.