Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots