Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

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How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids