Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play